offbeatorbit: scrappydont: Jesse Eisenberg Wants You To Know He’s Smarter Than You (x) more than one person has said they didn’t have access to this video in their country, and the world needs to see this, so here you go! what a dickhead.
finally saw the preview for Percy Jackson: Sea Of Monsters maybe I won’t be so angry I burn the theater down this time
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
fuckyesmashups: Here’s the thing- When you...
xainagal: if someone says they dont want to be touched dont touch them dont fucking touch them actually dont touch them dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM
I wonder what Dan’s cheapest shirt is… probably $200 <_<