Me: “I just thought about professing my love for you Tom Cruise style, by jumping all over Oprah’s couch. It’s gonna be weird now that she isn’t doing her talk show.. I’m just going to ruin the couch in her house..”
Best friend: “Just be like FUCK YO COUCH, OPRAH!”
I love chats with my bestie.

“I just thought about professing my love for you Tom Cruise style, by jumping all over Oprah’s couch. It’s gonna be...
Favorite quotable from Chappelle Show
omg hahaha FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA.